Препод по психологии просит не целовать детей в промежность,а то они пидорами ...

цаца 

http://www.najle.com/idaft/

парень крут http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pm9L60YBj3s

а это апасна:

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апасна весела радасна! ::

A Clockwork OrangeDirected by Stanley Kubrick1971Ultra-Condensed by Taran Horter

Malcolm McDowellI was having a right horrorshow time of it, O my brothers, crasting and drasting with my droogies all the nochy, viddying the vino flow. Then, those glooby bratchny millicents loveted me and hurled me in the plenny like a common prestoopnik. That vonny plenny wasn't for me, so I let some doctor vecks filly with my mozg to fix me up right skorry. Then I ittied on home like a good malckickiwick, but I couldn't slooshy my lovely Ludwig anymore without getting bolnoy. It was oozhassny, so I jumped out the okno. I've had rather a change of heart, and thinking of getting a zheena like a proper chelloveck, and all that cal. AudienceEh?

 

THE END

 TitanicDirected by James Cameron1997Ultra-Condensed by Samuel Stoddard

 

 Leonardo DiCaprioYour social class is stuffy. Let's dance with the ship's rats and have fun. Kate WinsletYou have captured my heart. Let's run around the ship and giggle.

(The ship SINKS.)

 

Leonardo DiCaprioNever let go. Kate WinsletI promise. (lets go)

 

THE END

 

Mortal KombatDirected by Paul Anderson1995Ultra-Condensed by Thomas Deeny

 

Shang TsungBack, Back, Forward, Forward + High Punch Liu KangDown, Forward, Back, Back + High Kick

 

THE END

 

The MatrixDirected by Andy and Larry Wachowski1999Ultra-Condensed by David J. Parker

 

Keanu ReevesHey everybody, look! Look at me! I'm in a movie that doesn't suck! AudienceGASP! Keanu ReevesYes, it's true! Not only that, despite my total lack of acting ability, I very nearly didn't suck in this movie! Audience(faints)

 

THE END

The Mask of ZorroDirected by Martin Campbell1998Ultra-Condensed by Mike Powers

 

 (Anthony Hopkins does some STUNTS.)

 

Anthony HopkinsI'm too old to be Zorro now. (Antonio Banderas does some STUNTS.)

 

THE END

 

The Lost World: Jurassic ParkDirected by Steven Spielberg1997Ultra-Condensed by Dana G. and Samuel Stoddard

 

Jeff GoldblumWe must never go back to the island. (goes back) (Everybody DIES.)

 

Jeff GoldblumI told you we should never go back to the island.

 

THE END

 

The Lion KingDirected by Roger Allers and Rob Minkoff1994Ultra-Condensed by Samuel Stoddard

 

ScarYou killed your father. Simba(runs away) NalaWe need you. Simba(runs back)

 

THE END

 

FrankensteinDirected by James Whale1931Ultra-Condensed by Samuel Stoddard

 

Colin CliveIt's alive. Mua. Ha. Boris Karloff... CensorsA girl dies in this! Too much! Cut! Cut!

 

THE END

 

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